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Helpful Tip: Make your mantrap escape-proof.

There are two kinds of traps; incarceration traps, and deathtraps. Whichever kind of trap you decide to employ against your do-gooder foe, be sure to follow the Cardinal Rule of Traps:

TRAPS SHOULD BE ESCAPE PROOF!

And just calling a trap ‘escape proof’ doesn’t cut the mustard. If your trap requires the presence of henchpersons to prevent escape, it is not escape-proof. If a trapped individual can foil the trap using a laser watch or a belt grapple, it is not escape proof. That’s why all my traps vaporize the hero instantly. Fuck ’em, I say — I’ll explain my evil schemes to my cat.

— Baron Devastation, The Brotherhood of Genetic Impurity